i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"
How does batman’s mom call him inside for dinner?
dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAAAAN
oh wait shit his mom’s dead i fucked up i fucked it all up
"so how long have you been on tumblr"
*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*
Fics with your otp:
Fics with a ship you don’t like:
Fics that never update:
Fics where your favorite character dies:
Fics that make you laugh:
Fics with a twist ending:
THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN
GUYS WE NEED TO REEVALUATE OUR LIVES.
YOU KNOW THE SCOOBY DOO GANG?
VELMA IS 15.
FRED IS 16.
DAPHNE IS 16.
SHAGGY IS 17.
SCOOBY IS 7.
WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.
EVERYONE MUST BE ENLIGHTENED OF MY HEART BREAKING DISCOVERY. I’M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME.